Daily Muses...........

"Daily Muses" is where curiosity meets spontaneity—a lively corner of the blog where quick wit, offbeat ideas, and sharp observations tumble out as they arrive. Captured as video shorts (youtube.com/@waynesmusings), these bite-sized thoughts don’t wait for polish—just a moment to be heard. Some are clever, some are quirky, all are unapologetically me. It’s raw, real, and always a little unexpected.

Why do noses run, but feet smell?

I'm thinking, I'm thinking . . .

Past Muses

4/18/25

Are girls called chicks because they produce eggs, or because they love cocks?

4/19/25

If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean or the soap dirty?

4/22/25

If poison is past its expriation date, is it more poisonous or no longer poisonous?

4/23/25

Why is it called 'taking a dump' when you're leaving it?

4/24/25

If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

4/25/25

If Microsoft built a car, would it still have Windows?

4/26/25

If you're waiting for the waiter, aren't you the waiter?

4/27/25

Why do women open their mouths when putting on mascara or eyeliner?

4/28/25

If corn oil is made from corn, and olive oil from olives, where does baby oil come from?

4/29/25

If you have a limited number of hearbeats in your life, do you hear your own death?

4/30/25

If tomatoes are a fruit, does that make Ketchup a smoothie?

5/1/25

Do fish get thirsty?

5/2/25

Why do we call them "restrooms" when nobody rests in there?

5/2/25

Why do we trust doctors who call their work practice?

5/3/25

If a mime is arrested, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

5/21/25

Why do they steralize the needle for lethal injections?

A Boomer's Reflections

Daily Muses...........

Why do noses run, but feet smell?

I'm thinking, I'm thinking . . .

Past Muses

4/18/25

Are girls called chicks because they produce eggs, or because they love cocks?

4/19/25

If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean or the soap dirty?

4/22/25

If poison is past its expriation date, is it more poisonous or no longer poisonous?

4/23/25

Why is it called 'taking a dump' when you're leaving it?

4/24/25

If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

4/25/25

If Microsoft built a car, would it still have Windows?

4/26/25

If you're waiting for the waiter, aren't you the waiter?

4/27/25

Why do women open their mouths when putting on mascara or eyeliner?

4/28/25

If corn oil is made from corn, and olive oil from olives, where does baby oil come from?

4/29/25

If you have a limited number of hearbeats in your life, do you hear your own death?

4/30/25

If tomatoes are a fruit, does that make Ketchup a smoothie?

5/1/25

Do fish get thirsty?

5/2/25

Why do we call them "restrooms" when nobody rests in there?

5/2/25

Why do we trust doctors who call their work practice?

5/3/25

If a mime is arrested, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

5/21/25

Why do they steralize the needle for lethal injections?